(this was originally posted on MYSPACE! EWW FUCK ME FOR DOING THAT…in response to some poor guy trying to get laid, but i spent a lot of time writing it and i think it is funny AND informative. So go to hell, but have sex on the way, ok?)

Well, as much as a disease you make virginity out to be (not that it isn’t) we have to use our expensive-taught critical thinking skills and wonder why the cure he seeks is so far out of reach. I mean, virginity after sexual maturation is abnormal. Your body spent all this time and energy enlarging and whatnot just not for you to sit idle and ignore your most basic biological duty. Man exists so that Woman might get pregnant and so that the whole cycle can repeat (or any combination of men and women fooling around). This isn’t about sexism, it is about biology. Granted, I’m not saying everyone should rush out and procreate up to their necks; most of us know from past experiences that the body is easily fooled by (certain) contraceptives and totally willing to persevere through endless attempts. Isn’t your body upright and strong? A real fighter. But now we have to speak of the Puritans and various other forms of judo-Christian faiths who seem to have the goal of making us ashamed of what we are and what we want to do to each other. Shit, isn’t it better than war? Isn’t it interesting that the sexual impulse originates from the same sector of the brain responsible for hunger and thirst? A design flaw? Evolution doesn’t make mistakes–or if it does, only trackless oblivion remembers them. A half hour of sex also burns more calories than yoga, dancing, or even walking (at 3mph) for an hour. In addition sex lowers bad (LDL) cholesterol and raises good (HDL) cholesterol levels. The body is set up to reward sexual activity. It pays in hormones such as oxytocin (the love hormone – wonder why you feel connected to who you screw? this is it) and endorphins (a natural opiate) Actually, no one should even be reading this (assuming anyone started to read it) past this point. You should all be having sex. In closing, certainly use good judgment when choosing partners, locations, positions (stretch first!), equipment, and contraceptives but by all means, do not fear your humanity. Just imagine if eating and drinking bore the same social stigma as sex? What if you couldn’t eat or drink until you were married? Silly huh? Just think about it.

I have begun work on my new theme, which I currently call Swaboy. I’m close to happy with the design, I just need to add the details and modify the sizes and spacing and it should be great.

I’ve been playing a good deal of Ragnarok again, it’s amazing how despite the games simple graphics and terrible ownership it still manages to bring me back repeatedly. I’m having the usual delimma of which class to play, one that I don’t ever think I’ll resolve.

So I was workng on the layout using Microsoft Web Expressions, and I was sorely dissapointed. The application is so limited that I could only sit there and wonder what about it was supposed to be so innovative. I couldn’t even find how to change the default doctype to XHTML 1.1, it seemed to be permanantly attached to XHTML 1.0 transitional and honostly I feel like using that is just a cop out so that you can continue using tables happily and ignore the issues that come up when doing so. Maybe I’m being a bit harsh there but I really don’t see what’s so hard about using divs instead. I guess I should really just chill out over that since they were re-added to the doc spec.

I still haven’t decided on a good editor, I’ll most likely settle for Dreamweaver again since it’s the closest thing I’ve found to the program I want. Actually I’m going to give homesite a shot since it’s supposedly just like the coding end of Dreamweaver, I’m just hoping that macromedia hasn’t allowed it to fall into dissarray.

Last night I took Brenda and my mother out to Beach’s since I finaly recieved the first check from me new job. The total came to 701.32, and that was after missing a couple of days because I started on a wednesday. I don’t really expect my next one to be much bigger though because my benefits and 401k will start being deducted, but I can totaly live on that and thus I shall, but not untill sometime in the summer most likely so that I repay the rest of my debts.