The absolute coolest part of being slightly retarded is showing up to your noon class early. Early is good, right? Shows responsibility. Shows tact. I’m not talking about a few minutes early though–no sir! I am way too dedicated and responsible for that, rather like a whole fucking class period early. Coolness is further compounded by walking into said class room an hour early, looking around, recognizing no one, and struggling to exit with any sense of nonchalance and purpose–even though everyone is surely thinking, “Wtf. That boy isn’t it this class. What a fucking moron. I can’t wait to write in my Livejournal about this while crying softly to Saves the Day and sucking my thumb.”  I’m  sort of upset. I surely could have put another hour into my magic cards, or maybe have watched some porn.

Current Plans for Birthday:

WoW-LAN; I know that’s lame, but it sounds fun to me. Estimated date is the 21st. I have a 20 port hub so anyone is welcome to attend but I need to know so becuase well … 20 people sharing 50kbps upload would suck so I may need to come up with alternate plans if that many people plan to attend XD

I found a million tshirts I want for my birthday, and as always aeropastle or pacsun are hot (abercrombie if your wallet is super heavy) and any of these t-shirts below would rock. I’m a size small except for aeropastle long sleeve which I’m a medium in.

Nobody
Heartless
Windurst

This isn’t at all mandatory or anything just a list of suggestions so please don’t take it the wrong .

P.S. Yes I realise this is the old default layout, the new one annoys me, and I’m frustrated with mine right now. I might do a major re-work soon.

So, i’ve gone 40 days now without most any candys, I cheated once on a sunday where I had jellybellys and cake (brenda’s birthday) and then again on that tuesday (Brenda’s actual birthday) when I had a carrot cup cake but none the less, I spent that whole time without eating the most important part of my diet, chocolate.

Today I intend to rectify that. I have cadbury eggs galores, dove and lindt easter bunnies, and I’ve more plans to find more sources of chocolate later. Perhaps I will drink chocolate syrup.

Hello kids,

Brenda’s birthday party thing will be tommorow at Gary’s as I’m sure most of you are aware. Currently the plans are to meet at his house (and park out on the streets by his apartments) at about 12:30 and to rush off to the Japanese gardens as quickly as we can. Once we are done to the gardens, we are returning to Gary’s and “chilling” for a while, maybe play a little wii or watch a movie.

Oh the excitement!

(P.S. You can get directions from google if you plan to be one of the drivers to the japanese gardens)